[Sniff, sniff, sniff]
Boys, what’s that smell?
Answer me and stop the glares!
Someone had better answer. Well?”
“Is it coming from a spill?
Is it coming from outside?
[Sniff, cough, sniff]
Is it coming from a landfill?
Answer me or I’ll tan your hide.”
“It saturates the air;
it clogs my nose.
Was this done on a dare?
[Cough, sniff, cough]
It closes my throat.”
“You sprayed it in the hall?!
You sprayed it in every room?!”
“Daddy got it from the mall,”
they squeaked, “It's his perfume.”
[Cough, cough, cough]
6 comments:
Haha! Fun read! This reminds me of the time my daughter sprayed cologne on the walls of her newly painted bedroom because she didn't like the smell of the new paint!
How fun... trying on so many at the same time is why I rarely use any today... such fun memories.
Kids will do things like that :) Nice Magpie.
Very cute. Made me laugh and I just love anything that makes me smile.
Mine is up.
PG
Fun read and good advice! The olfactory nerve saturates very quickly. If you can smell your own perfume 2 minutes after spraying, you're wearing much too much!
Cute!
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